Letter to the Grim Reaper

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year, you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson, my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know, my favorite politician is Gordon Campbell.

Thank you

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From: "Carol"

This was sent in by a friend.... Thanks ~BC Don

Can you name this tool?

This one packs a Firm Punch......

Thought you might like to read this letter to the editor ~ ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter?

This one sure does!

This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S. , U.K. and Australia.

THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH


Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister!


Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady.


'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?


Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?


Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?


And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.


I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.


I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan ...


I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.


I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques and behind women and children.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.


I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.


In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:


I don't care.


When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:


I don't care.


When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled', you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:


I don't care.


And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran'. Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it,


I don't care!!


If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends.  Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!


If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country!  And may I add:


'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem.'


I have another quote that I would like to add, AND.......I hope you forward all this.


One last thought for the day:


Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:


1. Jesus Christ


2. The British Soldier.


3. The Canadian Soldier.


4. The US Soldier, and


5. The Australian Soldier


One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.




YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET ALL OF THEM.


AMEN!

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia)

Swiped and sharing!

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 

The Pope leans towards Mr. Campbell and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in your 2010 Olympics, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" 

Campbell replied, "I seriously doubt that.  With one little wave of your hand?   Show me" 

So the Pope backhanded him.

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia)

Swiped and sharing!

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 

The Pope leans towards Mr. Campbell and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in your 2010 Olympics, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" 

Campbell replied, "I seriously doubt that.  With one little wave of your hand?   Show me" 

So the Pope backhanded him.

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia)

Swiped and sharing!

The Pope and Gordon Campbell (Premier of British Columbia) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 

The Pope leans towards Mr. Campbell and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in your 2010 Olympics, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" 

Campbell replied, "I seriously doubt that.  With one little wave of your hand?   Show me" 

So the Pope backhanded him.

Fwd: THE LAW IS THE LAW (Canada and USA)

THE LAW IS THE LAW!  

I really love this one.  This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time!   I hope this makes its way around Canada  several times over! 

So Be It!

THE LAW IS THE LAW 

So if the  Canadian government determines that it is against the law  for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then,   so be it. 

And if that same government decides that the  'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. 

I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law-abiding Canadian  citizen. 

I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people  than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the Canadian public's best interests  at heart.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? 

Since we can't pray to God,  

can't Trust in God and

cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings,

I don't believe that the Government  and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations  which honor the God  that  

our government is eliminating from many facets of  Canadian  life. 

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas,  Good Friday, Thanksgiving, and Easter.

After all, it's just another day. 

I'd like the 'Canadian Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving, and Easter, as well as Sundays.'

After all, it's just another day. 

I'd like the Senate and the House of Commons

to not have to worry about getting home for the'Christmas Break'.

After all, it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved,  

if all government offices & services would work  on Christmas, Good Friday, and Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime  since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be 'politically correct'.

In fact.... 

I think that our government should work on Sundays 

(initially set aside for worshipping God...)  

because, after all, our government says that it should be

just another day.

What do you all think???? 

If this idea gets to enough people, may be our elected officials

will stop giving in to the 'minority opinions' and begin, once again, to represent the 'MAJORITY' of ALL the Canadian people.

SO BE IT........... 

Please Dear Lord, 

Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!

'Amen' and 'Amen ' 

These are definitely things I never thought about, but from now on  I will be sure to question those in government who support these changes.

At the top, it says

'I hope this makes its way around   CANADA  several times over!!!!!' 

Let's see that it does..

Amen and Amen!